Cornell law school professor William Jacobson has been obsessivley chronicling what he hsa dubbed dijongate on his blog. Obama ordered his burger with DIJON MUSTARD Bet he had to seek Jonh Kerrys counsel on that, writes Jacobson. ..... This is the reason on one sees modern conesrvatism as anything more than a joke. While you guys are joking about umstard (and delicious, spicy msutard, no less), the grownups are trying to run the country. Are liberals humolress ...